The Holy Terror

So I've been itching for some high/epic fantasy. No Tolkien. Nothing too dry or dudebro-ish. I'd like some girls in the mix, though they don't have to be the main character(s). It can be YA or adult: that doesn't matter much, but I'm leaning more towards adult. There better not be even a hint or a mention of the words "dystopia" or "post-apocalyptic." It'd be nice also if the book was still in print and somewhere on my shelves, though the second part is not required. No self-published or indie books.

So, piece of cake, right? I'm not picky at ALL. 

Any recommendations? Here's what I have on my shelves. (I know, I know, it's really dumb to link to GR but my shelves are still a work in progress on here. It is what it is.) If you don't have a GR account anymore though and still want to rec something then my shelves on here aren't TOO bad. 

Thanks in advance!